Valerie Bertinelli Must Die
Actual Conversation: Me: “Honey, did we get People Magazine this weekend?” He Who Shall Not Be Named In This Blog: “…Yes.” Me: “Well, where’d it go?” HWSNBNITB: “I have it.” Me: “You do? Well, can I look at it?” HWSNBNITB: “…No.” Me: “Why not?” HWSNBNITB: “Because I’m still reading it.” Me: “You ARE? But you […]