| 10. | Spending Thanksgiving at Camp David |
| 9. | With her boyfriend, the president’s son |
| 8. | Who appears to want to take their relationship to the Next Level |
| 7. | Which Sam inadvertently and shockingly announces live on MTV |
| 6. | While appearing to support the president’s dubious policies on families, morals, and yes, sex |
| 5. | Juggling her new after-school job at Potomac Video |
| 4. | Even though she already has a job as teen ambassador to the UN (that she doesn’t get paid for) |
| 3. | Riding the Metro and getting accosted because she’s “the redheaded girl who saved the president’s life,” in spite of her new, semipermanent Midnight Ebony tresses |
| 2. | Experiencing total role reversal with her popular sister Lucy, who for once can’t get the guy she wants |
| and the number-one thing Sam isn’t ready for? | |
| 1. | Finding out the hard way that in art class, “life drawing” means “naked people.” |
