Celebrity quote of the week:
“So, Scientology, you have won THIS battle, but the million-year war for Earth has just begun. Temporarily anozinizing our episode will NOT stop us from keeping Thetans* forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies. Curses and drat! You have obstructed us for now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu*!!!”
Statement issued by Matt Stone and Trey Parker, creators of the animated comedy SOUTH PARK, in response to a purported threat by actor Tom Cruise to boycott promotion of his upcoming Paramount Pictures film unless a sister cable TV network pulled a “South Park” rerun lampooning the Church of Scientology, as reported by CNN.
*Xenu is the ruler of the Galactic Confederacy who, according to Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, brought billions of people (Thetans) to earth 75 million years ago, stacked them around volcanoes, then blew them up, because he feared overpopulation of the universe.
*The murdered Thetans souls now reside within some people's bodies, keeping them from reaching their full potential as celebrities. Don't worry, though, you can take courses at the Church of Scientology to free or tame your inner disembodied Thetan souls.
Run, Katie, run…it's still not too late!
More later.
Much love,
Meg
