Words it turns out that authors should probably not say while guest-speaking at a middle-school assembly:
Horny
Boobs
Diarrhea
Words this author said yesterday while guest-speaking at a middle-school assembly:
Horny
Boobs
Diarrhea
Amount of time it took for shrieks of laughter to die down after uttering said words:
Five minutes
Way it felt to still be capable of getting detention, even though I'm 39:
Priceless.
More later.
Much love,
Meg
