*Incident Report From the Royal Genovian Guard*
For Immediate Release
Type of Incident: Data Leak
Location of Incident: Royal Bedroom of Princess Amelia Mignonette Thermopolis Renaldo of Genovia
Photo of Perpetrator (if available):
Description of Incident: The confidential diaries of Princess Mia Thermopolis have once again been leaked, this time in “graphic novel” form, for a “middle grade” audience.
A pre-publication copy was obtained by this office, and determined to contain the following material that could be critical or damaging to the Princess and Royal Family:
Security Threat Level:
Suggested Actions Taken:
- A detailed pictorial account of the Princess’s first few weeks at Albert Einstein High School
- A detailed pictorial account of the “princess lessons” given to the Princess by her grandmother, the Dowager Princess Clarisse
- Numerous references to private citizens known to associate with Her Royal Highness, including (but not limited to): Tina Hakim Baba; Lana Weinberger; Josh Richter; Vice Principal Gupta; Helen Thermopolis; Mr. Gianini; Boris Pelkowski; The Moscovitz family, including both Drs Moscovitz as well as Lilly Moscovitz and her older brother, Prince Consort Michael Moscovitz (often depicted shirtless)
- Many renderings of the Princess’s Greenwich Village apartment and royal feline, Fat Louie
- A detailed pictorial account of the incident known as the “Cultural Diversity Dance”
Security Threat Level:
- Low
- Moderate
- High
- Critical!!!
Suggested Actions Taken:
- Surveillance on the artist @bethanycrandallart, the writer @megcabot, and @harperkids to prevent further leaks
- To prevent widespread dissemination and embarrassment to the royal family of Genovia, pre-order every single copy of this book before its 4/7/26 release!
